3. Fruit-scented body sprays
5. People who stand very quietly examining themselves in the mirror two feet from your stall while you're trying to poop.
6. Ritual sacrifices
7. Deep-fat fryers
8. Negative self-talk
9. People having spiteful, intentionally demeaning conversations with their exes in the stall next to you while you're trying to poop.
11. Pizza, unless you brought enough for everyone.
12. Nail guns
13. Communicating with the dead
15. Body shaming
16. Small children who peek under partitions